Yes, it wasn't bad enough that I started regailing you with some of my favorite words and their definitions, now I'm going to bore you with some of my favorte quotes! Enjoy!
Bible verses
And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.
-John 1:5 (KJV)
For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.
-Hebrews 4:12 (KJV)
Book quotes
"I'm overplussed and nonwhelmed. Or vice versa."
-Qwilleran
Arch: That should appeal to your thrifty nature. You're Scotch, aren't you?
Qwilleran: Scottish. Scotch comes in bottles.
- The Cat Who Saw Red
In December, the weather declared war.
-First sentence of The Cat Who Turned On and Off
Queen Warbeak, to Matthias: Plenty big fishworm, friend Matthias. My warriors take um to fatmouse friar; he burn um fish good. Sparra like fishworm; we eat plenty at big wormtime.
-Mattimeo, Ch. 6 Pg. 34
Bagg: Oh the pink Waterbogle. We've been carried off twice this summer by him, haven't we, Runn?
Runn: Teeheehee! I'll say we have. We told him so many whoppers he said he's not carrying us off anymore.
-Mariel of Redwall, Chapter 4
Mother Mellus: Come on now, little one, eat up your woodland salad. Pudding later.
Dibbun: No, Don't like sala, wanna pudden!
Mother Mellus: Salad first, pudding later. You want to grow up big and strong like me, don't you?
Dibbun: No, wanna stay lickle and eat pudden alla time!
-Mariel of Redwall
Durry: If brains was bees, there'd be no honey between your ears.
-Mariel of Redwall, Chapter 16
Matthias tripped a rat with the branch. He was learning to take Basil in his stride.
"Why, of course you will Mr. Hare. What a bore you must think me. I'll probably sit around on the common here and teach the rats to make daisy chains."
-Redwall, Book 1, Chapter 19, Matthias to Basil Stag Hare.
Cluny: Get him! Grab that spy! I want his head!
Basil Stag Hare: What's the matter? Isn't your own head good enough? No, I don't suppose it is. Ugly-looking brute, aren't you?
-Redwall, Book 2, Page 207
Basil Stag Hare: Phew! Dear, dear, don't you chaps ever take a bath? Listen here, you dreadful creature. D'you realize that you smell to high heaven? Er, by the way, did your parents ever call you Pongo, or did they smell as bad as you do?
A few moment later: Basil and the rats.
"Grab that big skinny rabbit, lads."
"Big skinny rabbit yourself! Catsmeat!"
"I'll stick his damn guts on my pike."
"Temper, Temper! Tut, tut! Such language! If your mother could hear you!"
"Blast, he's as slippery as a greased pig."
"Some of my best friends are greased pigs, bottlenose. Oops! Missed me again, you old butterfingers, you."
-Redwall, Book one, Chapter 17, Page 78
Durry Quill: Still, as my old nuncle allus says, if it be rainin' then there do be water pourin' from the sky.
-Mariel of Redwall, Book 1, Chapter 17
Mole Dibbun: You'm a gurt baggybum beetle, zurr, hurr, an' a foozleface too!
-Marlfox
Laterose: Midnight! Wonderful. It should be farily easy to get clear of Marshank under cover of darkness. Oh, Grumm, you're a dear!
Grumm: Oi bain't no deer, oi be a mole, an' doant 'ee forget it, mizzy
-Martin the Warrior
Foremole fished Baby Grubb out of the panful of warm honey.
"Gurr, youm toiny rascal, wot do 'ee want ter fallen in honey furr?"
Grubb wavy a sticky carefree paw. "Hurr, better fallen in honey than mud, oi allus says. Bain't nothen wrong wi' honey. Bees makes et."
Foremole wrinkled his button nose, nodding in agreement. "Ho urr, the choild be roight, he'm be growen up woisley clever."
-Mariel of Redwall
'You'm a dreadful 'oribble crew
An' oi wuddent give to you
Supper nor dinner, brekfis' nor tea
Oi'd spank the dayloights out of 'ee
An' oi'd make 'ee wash ten toimes a day
'Til you'm bad manners wurr scrubbed away
-Martin the Warrior, Book 1, Page 101, Grumm singing to the Squidjees
Mangiz:I will not stand here to be insulted by you Hedgepig!
Ambrose:Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there!
-Mattimeo
"War wound," Basil muttered as he demolished a plateful of quince and elderberry pie. "Got to keep the old strength up, y'know. Lashings of Nourishment; only way to heal an honorable injury. Feed it, what, what!" Silent Sam hopped upon the table. He showed Basil a tiny scratch on his unsucked paw. The kindly hare inspected it gravely. "Egad! Looks like another serious war wound! Better sit by me, little warrior. Feed it well, that's the ticket!"
-Redwall
Gonff: I reckon it wasn't Riddig caused all that fuss, y'know.
Trimp: Was it not? Who do you think was responsible, then?
Gonff: Dinny's singin', of course. It drove the rats wild an' they attacked just to stop the 'orrible noise, missie.
Dinny: Hurr, you'm turrible crool, zurr Gnoffen. Moi ole granmum allus said oi 'ad a voice loik ee lark at furst loight.
Gonff: Haha, that's 'cos yore ole grandmum was deaf as a post, Din.
Dinny: Aye, an' thy ole grandad allus said you'm wurr ee most gurtly 'andsome creature. Noice ole beast ee wurr. Oi used to take 'im furr walks lest ee bump into trees. Bloind ee wurr, pore creetur!
-The Legend of Luke
"Oh, golly. Old Log-a-Thing's fallen over."
--Trubbs, "Mossflower", page 295
"Sit down there, you great wet weasel."
"Steady on, Trubbs old chap, that's a stoat."
"Oh, I say, sorry. Sit there, you soaking stoat."
"Saturated stoat, don't you mean, old bean?"
"Hmm, what about the weasels?"
"Oh, actually they get wringing wet, both begin with 'W', you see."
"Righto. Sit over there, you wringing wet weasel."
"Oh golly, I've got a rat now. How d'you address these blighters?"
"Easy, old thing -- rats are rancid."
"Rancid? That doesn't mean wet."
"No, but the wretched cove does look pretty rancid."
"So he does. Splendid. Sit here, you rancid rat!"
--Trubbs & Co, "Mossflower", page 408
A wicked-looking fox draped in purple bandannas scratched his chin. "Hmmm, I'd say lots, Cap'n."
"Lots an' crowds?"
"Aye, lots 'n' crowds."
"Which is most, Crosstooth, lots or crowds?"
"Why bless yer 'eart, Cap'n, crowds, that means lots an' lots!"
--Crosstooth & Clogg, on how many slaves are in Marshank, "Martin the Warrior", page 30
Rose shook Starwort and his wife by their paws gratefully. "Oh, you were so skilful, both of you, the way you took command and knew just what to do, steering this great boat the right way down those dangerous rapids. Only two creatures such as yourselves would know how to navigate that terrible drop in safety..."
Marigold bobbed a comical curtsy. "Well, thankee now, pretty one. That was the first time we've ever been down those rapids!"
Bump! Grumm fainted.
-- "Martin the Warrior", page 336
I have traveled far, and many tongues have learned. Tongues of other cats, who speak not same as you. Of fox and rabbits also. They speak not of interest. Fox talk is all of kill. Rabbit has thistledown for brain.
- Midnight; Warriors: A New Prophecy
Firelizard, dance on wing,
to the raucous song I sing.
Firelizard, wheel and turn,
show me how the dragons learn.
- Dragonriders of Pern series
Anime and TV show quotes
A slap to the face would be humiliating, back of the head's a wake up call.
-Gibbs; NCIS
Does anyone else see the monster the size of an island in front of us?!
-Nami; One Piece
Hey, when did night happen?
-Luffy; One Piece
Video game quotes
Why you brazenly avaricious, duplicitous, larcenous ursine!
- Bently the Yeti; Year of the Dragon
Misc. Quotes
an adult is just an older child
- Dr Zig (Howrse)
Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine .
- 1010marina
If you hate Warriors you fail, now go hop on your fail boat and fail away into the sunset.
- StarBlaze
In 2008 when we were voting for presitdent 40% would push Obama off a cliff. 58% would push Macain off an cliff. But 2% would push both off and yell "LIONBLAZE FOR PRESIDENT!"
-Emberstar64
Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.
- Lillian Johnson
A generation of minds is a terrible thing to waste. Promote literacy -- just say no to chatspeak!
- ????
The human heart beats in three-quarter time.
-André Rieu
That's all for now, though there very well could be more later. Enjoy!
